![Susie leans against some lockers. "Hey Kris, which ear is the gay ear?" Kris pulls back their hair to reveal both ears are pierced. A narration box pulls up: "You explain to Susie that you have both ears pierced because you are double gay. And thus don't have a good answer." Susie yells "GOD DAMN IT." and kicks a trashcan. Kris does not react. id end.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5927e8fe256dc4bb4fc0de018e705eb6/13fb0acf72d1e4cc-b0/s1280x1920/f35421b5c56e622cdb8343ab6938c845062d2a61.png)
lil cover thingamabob I made yesterday [:
He's a sleazeball.
BTW if I could actually animate complicated things, I'd 100% have his elbow slip off the desk and he'd smack to the floor like a big, embarrassed dickhead (affectionate).
Image description: Fanart of Spamton in the 90s, done in a style reminiscent of an 80s or 90s anime. He appears to be standing in an office; the background mostly consists of a large window displaying Cyber City's skyscrapers. Their lights are animated and they flicker. Spamton himself wears his iconic Big Shot Era suit of red. He leans against a glossy desk, his elbow propped on it. One hand holds a cigarette with animated smoke coming from it, the other has the index finger pointed outwards with a car key dangling from it. He is grinning suggestively with slightly lowered eyelids. At the bottom is a caption for Spamton's dialogue, which reads: "I hear you're my next [no.1ratedcustomer] due a test drive!" End of image description.
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